Wicked. Okay, so the onion, the only trusted source for things funny, and a/v oriented, gave this flick a terrible review (F). WTF? It wasn't that bad. Okay so whether or not it is good is debatable, but F?
So besides way too much human on human dialogue, I couldn't have been happier. There were some plot holes, and odd character development, but there was some good scenes. Like when grrl gets it with a disc from uberpredator... that was so fucking awesome. You could just look on that kids face and see the terror as the hottest grrl he ever had a chance with is hanging from a wall, dripping blood everywhere looking way fucked..... Also babies dieing is good for everyone to experience from time to time... Don't argue, it is.
Plot- 2
Directing- 2
Acting- 3
Cinematography- 3
Gore-4, mainly for the pregnant lady busting open to a swarm of alien babies....awesome
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Welcome to my new blog!
The blog is going to be dedicated to my movie reviews (and hopefully guest reviewers...*wink*wink*). I figured, any old weirdo can criticize movies (or do you say: "Provides Film Critiques"), why not this one? I will try not to spoil the movies for you, because I want you to go see them, unless I don't want you to go see them, in which case I will provide a warning and a blow-by-blow.
I'm tired of the old five star rating, so you may notice I've revamped that idea by having 5 categories with a five degree rating. Basically I don't think five degrees of rating alone can actually give you a good idea of the quality of movie. Sometimes a plot is great, and the movie sucks. How do you rate that?
This is how, categories:
Plot-
Directing-
Acting-
Cinematography- (includes special effects)
Gore-
*update, I have recently added gore to my categories because I realized that I'm somewhat desensitized to blood and gore, however you are most likely not. So I don't want to recommend a movie to you, just to have you loose your lunch and wish I was dead....
I'm tired of the old five star rating, so you may notice I've revamped that idea by having 5 categories with a five degree rating. Basically I don't think five degrees of rating alone can actually give you a good idea of the quality of movie. Sometimes a plot is great, and the movie sucks. How do you rate that?
This is how, categories:
Plot-
Directing-
Acting-
Cinematography- (includes special effects)
Gore-
*update, I have recently added gore to my categories because I realized that I'm somewhat desensitized to blood and gore, however you are most likely not. So I don't want to recommend a movie to you, just to have you loose your lunch and wish I was dead....
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